I actually turned it off the other night because Hammond was annoying me so much. I used to like him, but not now - he talks crap and looks like a hairdresser. _________________ "I thought your damn ninja was supposed to take care of Robocop"
I love Cars, but cant watch most of the motoring shows because they are total crap, (there's only so much i can take from that pompas prat Tiff Needell, and that stupid cow Vikki Butler)
But Top Gear, well its proper men behaving badly chaps Show, _________________
...and that his second best friend is a water buffalo!
All we know is... he's not called The Stig but he is The Stig's African cousin!'
Hilarious. I was in hysterics at this point. _________________ With Great Power, Comes Great... Potential to ROB BANKS!!! HAHAH! THAT'S HOW TO BEAT THE RECESSION!!!
Well another season of top gear comes to an end , but it was still highly entertaining, that little blue car takes on a mustang....and wins.
Then they blow it up, and did anyone notice the bikini clad Miss Stig in the pool, quality entertainment _________________
This really is the best Motoring show, ever. fifth gear? na... its shit, ans tiff needell should play with the traffic on the M1,and Viki Butler should either...
1: take up making Porn Movies. (i would buy a film with VB on an exhaust, wow, BIG BORE, look at her go)
2: take up being photographed for Porn books.
3: appears on Top Gear as a (NUDE) star in a reasonably priced car.
4: do a cookery program for men, (in the nude) which explains different ways to reheat beans, prepare a cup of soup, and super noodles.
and all the while using a stove (and Microwave) which is placed on the floor, so some nice upshots then, yes!!!!
and even than, you wont get more viewers than Top Gear _________________
Yeah, did you notice the look of fear in Clarksons face as the wheel was being ripped off.
for a second then, i think he thought "oh bugger, its not like the chariots on film is it"
No Jeramey, you looked like you were acually going to come a cropper.
only time i have seen him so worried is when he was running away from American rednecks with guns
Oh and i read in a motoring mag the other week that he an Piers Morgan really dont like each other
( apparently the Editor of a fleet street rag one Piers Morgan wrote something in his paper about Clarkson having it off with someone other than his wife)
so when they next met, Clarkson belted him, as in punched him in the mouth,
now i dont condone violence in any shape or form, but when it comes to the gutter press, well all is fair, and i make an exception to the rule
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