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What Batmanuels been watchingDomino:
its an actiton thriller inspired by the life of a Model turned Bounty Hunter, which also stars Mickey Rourke, well this is not a bad film by any stretch of the imagination, and much like Snatch, Pulp Fiction and Lock Stock it has many twists and turns, (maybe a few too many at times) it is not as good as any of the affore mentioned films but it is rather entertaining, and the lead actress (Keira Knightley)on a Totty scale of 1 to 10 gets a resounding 9.8 cgc certified from me, best and most absured scene in the film is the removel of an arm by useing a shotgun
overall i will give this film an 8/10
Into the Blue:
Crime Thriller which has Jessica Alba in it, four friends get caught up in a web of mistrust and deceit after discovering an old ship loaded with treasure, is it any good? yeah its not bad, is a very watchable movie Jessica Albas underwater scenes see to that, so an a scale of 1/10 ill give it a 6.5,
but on a Totty scale Jessica scores a resounding 11.5 minty fresh a whatevercomics certified grade, Yum.
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And low - did it come to pass that all films on the whatevercomics website also recieved a totty rating.
And it was good.
Until the Boy Wonder gave a Geroge Clonney monolouge 10/10!!
Then it was not so good!
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Batmanuel
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| Quote: | | Until the Boy Wonder gave a Geroge Clonney monolouge 10/10!! |
"Laughing really out load" only the Boy Wonder could give old George a 10 outta 10, HE, HEH HAHAHAHAH, HEH.
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Mind u - he will say...
"Ann made me do it!!!"
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Batmanuel
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| Quote: | | "Ann made me do it!!!" |
Laughing even louder.
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Batmanuel
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And just in case you doubt the 11.5 minty fresh grade...
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Robin The Boy Wonder
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| Batmanuel wrote: | | Quote: | | Until the Boy Wonder gave a Geroge Clonney monolouge 10/10!! |
"Laughing really out load" only the Boy Wonder could give old George a 10 outta 10, HE, HEH HAHAHAHAH, HEH. |
George Clooney only gets 10 out of 10!!!
INFIDELS!!!
He's at least an 18!!! Just look at those magnificent pecs... ah, the nipples...
(sulks)
At least you're allowed to watch normal movies...
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Robin The Boy Wonder
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Hey!
And where's the love for my alternative movie thread?!? I don't know; I meet the demand and then you bugger off and leave me!!!
I am gonna review a decent film. Honest!
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Batmanuel
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Boy Wonder:
| Quote: | | He's at least an 18!!! Just look at those magnificent pecs... ah, the nipples... |
Steady now...
| Quote: | | I am gonna review a decent film. Honest! |
Will it have a Totty rating? if not we dont want it,
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| Batmanuel wrote: | Boy Wonder:
| Quote: | | He's at least an 18!!! Just look at those magnificent pecs... ah, the nipples... |
Steady now...
| Quote: | | I am gonna review a decent film. Honest! |
Will it have a Totty rating? if not we dont want it,  |
Don't get excited. Ann doesn't let him watch any films with Totty in!!!
And hes lying about the good film as well!!!
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