That's it, Its all over, its the end of the world as we know it, its all fucked up, we have been had, you have been had, i have been had, he has been had and fucking Joe blogs over there has been had, and all without protection, were fucked, well and truly fucked. (full Stop).... Breathing deeply...
The Preacher (by Garth the fucking Ennis) got a mention in..... wait for it, as a graphic novel mind you, not as a fucking COMIC, in... in.... in....... i cant bring myself to say it............ FUCKING EAST FUCKING END FUCKING ERS.... (thats a tip of the hat to Get: see i can name drop too only not quite as obvious as some). Full Stop.
So all you hip dudes out there who are reading Graphic FUCKING novels beware, you have been reduced to being as hip as a total dickhead, no Clithead appearing in the worst possible case scenario next to Co.. Cor.. Corafuckinginhellicantbringmysmeggheadselftoutterthename street, and guess what he wants to be an artist too. Full Stop.
This would be funny if it was not so FUCKING tragic, but it is tragic, SO ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ALRIGHT....%&@+&%, 56547-=3....*&^*%$^&)(&^*%*&^%(*&^(&)(*&(^*&%&^$%&^%$^%$£^%$£"^%$^&$&%*&%^*%*&%*&%$&^%£^%£^%$&^%$&%&^(*&^(*FULL FUCKING STOP.
PS. to say that i am a bit pissed at this might be seen as a sight understatement
PPS. ha just run a spell check on this and the only word in red was,
Corafuckinginhellicantbringmysmeggheadselftoutterthename, its ok though, i have added it to the dictionary oh and Cilthead too, cant think why???
Robin The Boy Wonder
I wonder what it is that's upset you so much...?
Clithead. Heh!
Xeall
someone put milk in his coffee!
Reaper
And water in the whiskey
CatFang
I think you should send that to Points of View and see if they read it out
Batmanuel
Point of View.... now there's an idea
Dear point of view.
While watching Rearenders the other day i heard a reference to A Preacher book.
Well being a good christian, and being as it went out before the 9 0 clock watering shed i decided to nip down to my local book seller to make said purr-chase.
Imaging my horror upon reading the offending (book worth burning)...
not only was there a vampire in the story, but there were demons and acts that can only be described as ....oh i just cant bring myself to say it....ANAL, YES ANAL.... now i know that this is just not right, the anas is for taking the trash out isn't it? and there was bestiality too, and, and, no i cant bring myself to say anymore, if i do i fear i may go to HELL, and BURN.
So, as to this unbelievable horror you have subjected me to i will be issuing a suit in the tune of, well a lot, trust me I'm a CHRISTIAN
yours sincerely
A. F. Ucker.
CatFang
Ha ha - great stuff
Don't worry though - probably most people who watch Rearenders (fantastic name!) can't read anyway.
Still - this heresy must be stopped!
On the bright side - if all the christians buy up all the copies of Preacher and burn them then my run of it will become worth millions of pounds.
Not only that but my life will become an adventure as I am pursued from country to country by albino monks from the Opus Dei hoping to track down the last remaining copy and shut it up in the vatican along with Jesus' wedding photos.
Quick - someone give Dan Brown's publishers a ring...or no, wait...I could write "Da Vinci Code Black: The Perfidious Preacher Plot..."
Xeall
but in season 2 you find out that the christains aren't the real threat, no its those scientologists. They want to burn the books because its making money and they aren't getting any!
CatFang vs Cruise
CatFang
bring it on!
I will wear a V mask which, I have it on good authority from teh internets, confounds scientologists everywhere.
If we want to keep the franchise alive by season 3 though I think the twist will have to be that we have all been in a VR island construct controlled by giant robot polar bears and lulled into a false sense of our own real exisitence by soap operas performed by our reptile overlords.
The last copy of Preacher will turn out to have been the key to the portal out to the real world all along.
Then we will have to team up with the good terminators to fight the polar bears....(that is why their assassin constructs were all deadly white monks - it is an expression of their polar bear minds...)
Oh no - I've said too much already...
The Rascal King
CatFang wrote:
I will wear a V mask which, I have it on good authority from teh internets, confounds scientologists everywhere.
Heh.
Xeall
you can't sue annonamous people. thats the idea. however i'd like to see scientology sue someone over here!
oh and Cilthead too, cant think why???
