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| Batmanuel |
Testicles & TaxesYou knowI heard on the news the other night that one David Cameron was seen jumping a red-light on his pushbike in London by the Daily Mirror. They followed him on several mornings while he was on his way to work to obtain this footage, yes followed him?!? now i don’t know about you, but i am kind of thinking that don’t these people have any real news to report, you know there is a war raging here, and an economy collapsing there, and they report the leader of the opposition for running a red light on a push bike. Get out of here you petty minded morons. Fuel prices anyone, and why is it that no one is doing anything about it? while the government’s hide behind the green banner they are fleecing us something rotten, i might have to start an online campaign on this, i just cant belive how much the common working man if being had here, what with the price of beer in the pubs and the price of road tax bloody hell i feel like having my testicles removed and sending them to downing street with a note saying, Have Em! you may as well, you have everything else i own. |
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| Reaper |
Tbh it's something i've been wondering recently as well. A few years ago we had the big strikes over the fuel prices which resulted in a small victory but nothing has been done since. I know that the government have put some legislation in that stops the strikes from happening again but still why aren't the people in the street complaining more?
Sadly it's a fairly simple reason. I was watching something recently about a country or town (can't remember details, just the gist of the whole thing) where they had basically nothing so they had nothing to lose. Because of this if they didn't like something that was going on, they made it known by forcing a change by revolution or something similar. The problem with England is that people have too much they think they could lose, too much stuff to keep them sidetracked and numb eyed to the buggering that we are all receiving. Though one of the sadder things is even if we do march en masse - like over the Iraq war- we don't get listened to..... If you start an online rebellion, I'll be with you Manny. |
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| Robin The Boy Wonder |
I'll support Manny's online revolution!
... Yes, Reaper, that is another tear in the fabric of reality... 
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| Reaper |
*Falls into it screaming* | ||
| Batmanuel |
Wow. Thanks guys, i will keep you posted. 
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| CatFang |
Re: Testicles & Taxes
Grey Man From the Government: "Dear Citizen, thank you for the enclosed testicles, we will affix these to your new unforgeable ID card" ............. Time Passes ...............10 months later all across the country in maternity wards...... Many New Mothers with unrecognisable babies: "I know, darling, but he had your bollocks on his unforgeable ID card, so although I thought you must have been wearing a new face or something...." |
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| Robin The Boy Wonder |
Considering his age, I'm not so sure his testicles work that well any more... 
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| Batmanuel |
Its not the Testicles thats a problem, they work just fine, its what they are attracted to that has packed up and need constant high voltage jolts to keep it moving.... oh and alcohol works too
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| Batmanuel |
OK i was going to start an online petition based on "give the motorist a break"
but it seems that there are already some out there, so for the like minded out there that feel like you are constantly being fleeced heres one to click on, which pretty much hits the nail on the head. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/petrol-levy/ so come on, show your support, and tick that box. and remember Mr. Brown, Motorists have a vote. |
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| Reaper |
Duely signed and Sarah did it too. | ||
| Batmanuel |
Thank you... would it be to much to ask if you could pass it on to someone you know, so they can pass it on to someone they know and so on
Has anyone noticed a certain similarity to a certain python that our prime minister has.... 
and out of the two who would you trust to run your country? |
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| Robin The Boy Wonder |
Y'see, what really bugs me the most about Gordon Brown is the fact I didn't vote for him to become Prime Minister in the first place!
Surely, if one steps down from Prime Minister, then the decision as to who the next one should be must be down to the public. Y'know, a democratic vote, that kinda thing. I didn't vote for this leech! And I don't really like David Cameron either. Bugger; that leaves me with the Lib Dems... 
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| mazzyjane |
Well It wouldnt be the latter lol |
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| Reaper |
I'd trust John Cleese, he'd be great | ||
| Batmanuel |
Reaper:
Actually, i don't think he would, why do i say this? well, Many years ago i remember seeing him in an interview where he was openly promoting the LibDems, Now i am not a huge fan of Torys, and that putting it mildly. and i think this current labour party sucks, bat a LibDem, god help us if they got power, we wold all be walking around with fence poles up our arses, and talking French, And that old bean just isn't Cricket, 
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| CatFang |
One of my favourite political posters I ever saw was on a phonebox near our house and it said (I am not joking - and neither was it)
LONDON ANARCHISTS - IT'S TIME TO GET ORGANISED ummm.... where was that point now.... |
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| Batmanuel |
CatFang:
He HA HEH... That's Hilarious can i quote it, please... pretty please.
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