My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me.
And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only
one thing bothering me,
very much indeed. That one thing was her younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age. One day little sister
called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon
I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted
to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister. I was in
total shock and couldn't s say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was
stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight towards
my car. My future father-in-law was standing
outside. With tears in his
eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter.
Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in the car"
