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Lothlorien RhapsodyI was just rummaging about in some old back up discs and found this that I wrote, (in a moment of extreme Lord of The Rings geekiness ) when this kind of thing was fashionable as The Fellowship had just come out - that's why it only really talks about events in the first film - except where I need rhymes etc.
It turns out I am still quite amused by it (to blow my own trumpet) and I would share it with the forum. Actually that reminds me that BatManuel and I were talking about musicals ofcomics and that we should start a thread about it. We could write loads of songs like this - but about comics rather than fantasy. Lothlorien Rhapsody Is this the real life? Is this High Fantasy? Must get the ring fried By the end of the trilogy Sent by the Eye, in black they ride, you’ll see... I'm just a Periann’, I think it’s time for tea Cos it’s Isildur’s precious gold, Elves are high, Dwarves are low. Anywhere these Rings go Halflings really matter to me, to me... Gandalf, just me and Sam, He’s a bit slow in the head, Got to Bree and still not dead. Gandalf, wraith wound going numb, now my life is ebbing all away Gandalf, oooh Boromir’s a hefty guy, And he says he needs the ring, but just to borrow, Sau-ron, Sau-ron, now knows halflings really matter… It’s late, Elrond has come, Didn’t quite know what to say. Me and Pippin think he’s gay Good luck ev’ry body – I’ve got to go Gotta scarper while the orcs are chasing you…. Gandalf, ooooh, Anywhere the Rings go..people start to die. I sometimes wish I'd never Ring borne at all.... I hear the rumble of an icy avalanche Saruman! Saruman! We can go through Khazad-Dum, though Balrogs, flame and lightning, Gandalf’s standing Fighting, see Into Shadow - into shadow Into Shadow – into shadow Into Shadow let him go…… Mirrormere is far below – o – o – o – o - o I'm just a Periann’ only Sam loves me. Aragorn and Boromir, Legolas and Gimli Swore on their lives that they’d all protect me Leave the ring and let me go. Will you let me go? Boromir! No, I will not let you go! (Let him go!) Boromir! I will not let you go! (Let him go!) Boromir! I will not let you go! Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me goooo!... No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Boromir, Boromir Boromir, oh let me go! Galadriel’s got a mirror on the sideboard For Me...... For MEEEEEEE!!! I think I can beat him and resist the Eye The orcs want to stab me and leave me to die Oh, Lady ! You showed this to me Lady Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here! Oohh Yeah! Oooh Yeah! Halflings really matter, anyone can see... Halflings really matter... Halflings really matter... To me..... Anywhere these Rings go... |