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Batmanuel

American Election

No one has really said much about this so for better or worse,
and you just know that coming from me its going to probably be worse, or completely politically incorrect.

But lets take a brief look at the choices

In the Right Corner we have,

McCain who picks an anti-choice woman for VP Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska,
Sarah Palin is like an ex pagent queen, but WITHOUT the world peace.

In the Left Corner we have Obama, who has just signed an ad campaign for Oreos, you know, white on the inside and black on the outside.

i get a horrible feeling when i think about the implication of American politics.

and although i really want the democrats back in power, i cant help thinking that Obama has been reading the secret diarys of Tony Blair (Blue on the inside, but red on the outside)

I agree that its gotta be better than the gun tooting red neck geriatric with a arm up an aging pagent queen.

But personally i hope the republicans win.

OUCH OUCH OUCH WILL YOU STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME....PLEASE!

Let me explain, now we are all preety much on the same page when we say that Americans are stupid, Yes?
With me so far.
Right then after the first four years of the Bush administration they had the perfect opportunity to vote him out, Yes??
You still with me? good.
And what did the do, they voted him back in.
The morons voted him back in, can you believe that.

So as far as i am concerned the deserve whatever they get, and the certinately deserve another four years of misery.

unfortunately, this impacts on the rest of the world. and that my friends is the downside.

Come back Clinton all is forgiven Confused
Xeall

I'm with obama and yes i do believe he is a bit tony blair, but i dont like McCain at all in any way shape or form. Also watching the amount of rasict shit being thrown at Obama by companies like Fox is just ludicrous and deserves to win for not walking down there and beating the crap outta every single one of them
Batmanuel

See, now this is the type of response we need, good old Xeall, i actually voted Obama too not because i really believe in him, not because he is a Black man, or even because he is a white man, its just that fucking Saddam would be a better choice than Bush at the moment, and McCain for that matter, so that sort of puts Obama about a zillion miles more preferable, i mean its not rocket science is it.
So if its not rocket science, then why on earth did the American people vote Bush back in last time, i just don't under stand.

If nothing else, they definitely deserve McCain.

I sure as hell wouldn't want the job of picking up the pieces after that lot, would you?

I would prefer to be voting for Hillary Clinton Sad
Reaper

After watching the final presidential debate between the two I would definitely go for Obama.  Main for the reason that he seemed to have a good idea of what needs to be done.  He had an economic policy that might actually help the Americans get out of the shit storm they're in, while at the same time he was being realistic and saying that it would probably take 10 years to get out of their deficit.  McCain on the other hand thought he could do it in four...........  Righto old man.

Both of the campaigns have fallen into the 'Lets throw some slander at the other person' routine but McCain has definitely done it more.  Realistically there is one crucial point to consider....  Colin Powell who was a big part of the Bush Administration and a close friend of McCain's, has turned around and said he wouldn't vote for the Republicans and sided with Obama.

Might just say it all
CatFang

Between the stupid, the easily lead and the rigged voting machines I don't really know why they bother having elections at all.

If I was there and I had a vote it would be for Obama though.
Batmanuel

Cat Says:
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Between the stupid, the easily lead and the rigged voting machines I don't really know why they bother having elections at all.

Now that's a very good point,
Its seem like only yesterday, (in fact i think that it may well have been the day before yesterday), that i said to Debs, its wonderful isn't it, Republicans can win the election with 49% for and 51% against.
In order for the democrats to win the need an 80% landslide !?!
Still it shows how fucked up America is when a Christmas decoration can run for President.
By why am i thinking that he will appease the money men and the money men will take the piss, much like New Labours backing of the City did.
I still think Hillary was the better choice.
Robin The Boy Wonder

Almost predictably, Obama won with a landslide victory.

I think it's a good move for America and possibly for the world; however, I reserve final judgment until after he's decided to nuke Iraq and start all over.  Very Happy

One thing I find interesting are the states who voted for McCain. Deep South states and some in Northern America (Wyoming, Oregon by the looks of it) seemed to show their support for McCain in their droves. All of which doesn't surprise me considering how they view blacks and so forth (remember that episode of Top Gear when they drove through Alabama and stopped at a petrol station with those slogans on their cars?).

I find it quite disappointing that no one has voted for Skrulls.

On another note, I was talking to Bats the other week and he told me about his Oreo comment. I've repeated that to a number of people who found it quite funny.
Web of Fear

I'd like to challenge the media to report this result without using the word "historic" more than twice per report.
Reaper

Awwww you're a spoil sport  Razz
Xeall

Robin The Boy Wonder wrote:


I find it quite disappointing that no one has voted for Skrulls.


A stark supporter would  Very Happy
Batmanuel

Well it seems that its a land slide, whatevercomicers have spoken, Bush is OUT and Obama is IN.

HISTORICALLY (for the Web of Fear) this really is a defining moment in American politics.

can you imagine this happening as little as 50 years ago?

No i didn't think so, and although i felt that a return to the Clinton way was the better option it seems the vast majority of young Americans disagreed, and that was the defining word in this election, the young.
those who were between 10 and 14 years old when Bush weaseled his way in, those kids black white yellow or red, have one thing in common, they don't know anything different than Bush, but they know that they don't like it,

well done for mobilising and getting your voice heard.
Salutations Young America.
Lets hope and prey that he doesnt let you down.

or worse still sleep with the enemy.

or get assassinated,

Apparently The KKK already have a price on his head, they are selling small lighted obama dolls complete with hangman's noose as Christmas decorations, which no trailer park would be complete without, in order to raise funds for the hit-man Laughing

I did find Boy Wonders comment and Xealls reply on the skrull vote amusing.

So thats what a third option is  Razz  Very Happy
God

How am I the only one who voted "Skrulls"?

Unless my vote was so late that it didn't count of course...
Batmanuel

God foolishly wrote:
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How am I the only one who voted "Skrulls"?

KILL the Skrull Lover, maim spurt blood and death also,
only one thing WORSE than a Starkest, and That's a SKRULL!

Mind you hands up all of you who would have given Spider-Woman one before you knew she was a green scaled chin thing Laughing

That God... he is such a kidder Smile

Interesting that even the Skrulls scored higher than McCain though
God

Batmanuel wrote:
Mind you hands up all of you who would have given Spider-Woman one before you knew she was a green scaled chin thing Laughing

You know how I'm apparently against gay marriage? Well how do you think I feel about my "children" breeding with green aliens?  Mad
Web of Fear

Surely America's already had a black President - President Palmer out of 24 ...
Reaper

President Palmer is THE American President, no one else need apply.
God

Reaper wrote:
President Palmer is THE American President, no one else need apply.

Which one, the first one or the second one?
Reaper

....... *slaps*  There is only ONE President Palmer, the 'second' was a publicity stunt that deserved the abortion it got.
Robin The Boy Wonder

Batmanuel wrote:
Mind you hands up all of you who would have given Spider-Woman one before you knew she was a green scaled chin thing Laughing


Hands up anyone who still would've boned the meat out of Spider-Woman even after we discovered she was a Skrull!  Very Happy
God

My voice on Earth, the Pope, has said that being gay is a threat to humanity today. He did, however, forget to point out that mating with aliens is a MASSIVE threat!!

Very Happy
Batmanuel

But only if its same sex, alien sex. Laughing

and on the subject of the Pope, he was last seen buggering a choir boy while saying
" your only Gay if ye receive" gotta love those religious freaks Laughing
God

The Pope is German, so why would he say "ye"?  Very Happy
Batmanuel

God wrote:
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The Pope is German, so why would he say "ye"?

You are asking ME? your the fucking God around here, answer it yourself!
I don't know, these make believe deities, eventually show there true colours.

But here's a clue, Ye sounds a bit like Me. Me is as addressing oneself, addressing oneself is like having a wank, having a wank into a test tube could be the beginning of selective breeding, selective breeding would then result in ethnic cleansing, and ethnic cleansing results in a master race, and depending on you politics this is either good or bad, depending on the individuals idea of a master race, but then should this come to pass there would be absolutely no need for the individual, and therefore in a clone race would all agree, no more augment, no more war, and only two classes, the supreme and the workforce, bread from inferior stock in order to supply the needs of the superior.

And not only is the Pope German, he is a fucking Nasty German, who was a member of the Starkest Youth Movement.... i mean Hitler youth movement, (slip of the tongue).

So go to the back of the class ad put the BID D hat on Laughing

sorry getting all prepared for the smallzone post about Diamond which i am compiling, need to be Angry... and Green... and even more angry than green, i fucking hate the colour green, which is adopted by pansies and greedy politicians alike.

RANTRANTRANTRANT, gotta have a vodka or two.

Did i mention that on the 17th of January i would have given up smoking for a whole year,

So for the New Year the message is... Eat Well, don't smoke, don't drink, don't have sex, exercise daily.... and die anyway Laughing
Batmanuel

Obama is now in the white house and intends to Sweeps Away the Bush Era

He has put pen to paper each day, signing a stack of executive orders overturning Republican policy.

Today Mr Obama used his power to end George Bush's ban on US funds for international groups that promote or perform abortions.

The ban was also known as the "global gag rule" because it prohibited taxpayer funding for groups that even talk about abortion if there is unplanned pregnancy.

The Democratic President's decision is a victory for advocates of abortion rights on an issue that has become a tit-for-tat policy change each time the White House shifts between parties.

Meanwhile US President George Bush has said he came to office "unprepared for war" and that his "biggest regret" was the US "intelligence failure" on Iraq.

But he refused to say whether he would have ordered the March 2003 invasion, if he had known dictator Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction (WMDs), calling it "an interesting question".

So whats everones thoughts on this, Can Obama hope to reverse the last eight years of american shame?

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