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The Rascal King

"Sob Story"

The Rascal King says:
hey "Girl"
The Rascal King says:
its greg
The Rascal King says:
listen, i've been fart arsing around with this, and its just getting silly
The Rascal King says:
i really like you, and i gotta know
The Rascal King says:
if you're even a little bit interested in me
The Rascal King says:
because otherwise its just going to keep driving me crazy
The Rascal King says:
i keep trying to talk to you at school, but i always either miss you when i go to person
The Rascal King says:
or i only see you at lunch
The Rascal King says:
and i can never seem to just talk to you
The Rascal King says:
i just want to know if i'm waisting my time
"Girl" says:
hi sorry that looks important but this aint "Girl" its "Girls Sister", "Girl" aint in, i'll get her to talk to u when she comes thou
The Rascal King says:
....
The Rascal King says:
thanks
The Rascal King says:
that'd be great
The Rascal King says:
cheers
"Girl" says:
its ok, i rekon she'll be in round 7.00 becouse she needs to bye tickets.
The Rascal King says:
cool
The Rascal King says:
right, thanks
Xeall

that is confusing.......but if its at your expense its the best post you have ever made Laughing
The Rascal King

Funny stuff, or what?
Reaper

Very Happy
Guest

heartbreak's always funniest when it's someone else's, isn't it?
The Rascal King

Not strictly heartbreak with that... more "I cannot belive my luck".

There was also the time with this same girl, when I got her a dozen roses on Valentines day, to be deilvered to her at school.
She was ill for 2 days, then it was half term. They were taken home by her mum, and I never saw her get them. Rolling Eyes
Guest

did you ever get this girl?

or was the love forever unrequited?
The Rascal King

Unfortunatly, t'was the latter. Sad

Alas, 'tis better to have blahblahblah.
Xeall

tis better to have never asked than to have spent loads of money and failed!
Guest

you old romantic you.
Xeall

hell yeah, what the point of romance if you fail?...............maybe thats why i'm single............ Crying or Very sad
Guest

Xeall wrote:
hell yeah, what the point of romance if you fail


because failed romance often leads to psycho ex stories, which are always good for discussion over a pint. or getting paranoid in supermarkets. don't ask.
Reaper

Psycho ex stories are great fun Very Happy Sadly I haven't had any of those.... would be fun to make them go nuts
Guest

nah, they're usually nuts to begin with, but they hide it well for a while. Afterwards you get stories about girls who carve your name into their thighs with a razorblade, to choose an example completely at random, or paint "[YOURNAME] doesn't want me" on their bedroom walls in foot high letters, which are still there when the next person moves in, as you find out from their daughter, again completely at random.
Batmanuel

Sob Story, Sob Off Razz
Guest

there we all are, pouring out our hearts, sobbing into our pillows listening to dashboard confessional, when in steps the voice of moderation and tact batmanuel...
Xeall

I only just read the post about phyco ex's. I excel at them nearly everyone i've had is a Grade A high quailty Phyco!

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