Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:21 pm Post subject: An 85 YEAR OLD MAN
"An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow".
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing; I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then her left nothing; She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out; and still nothing We even called up
Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't
get the fucken lid off!".
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