Funny Christmas

Batmanuel · Mod Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Posts: 2500 Location: Canterbury

Hilarious Christmas Card sent to me by God

Things that sound dirty at Christmas but aren't...

I'm going to have a handful of Nuts.

you've still got a bit on your chin.

don't you do a terrific spread.

Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

if i don't undo my pants i will burst.

how long will it take after you have stuck it in?

tying the legs together keeps all the moisture in.

i hope his sack is bulging this year.

fancy some stuffing.

would you like a bit of breast.

you cant tell these days if its artificial or real.

Merry Christmas Laughing